Skull fossil suggests human ancestors had pea-sized brains...uuhmm the first politician perhaps.

Teen hurt whacking bullets with hammer...ahhh our future God help us all.

Texas man charged in Skittles heist...He would have gotten away but the police just followed the colorful rianbow to his house.

German study proves no sex leads to less sex.......D'uh

Denver plans to have all the homeless people in shelters by the time the Democratic National Convention comes to town....... After that, say officials, they go back on the streets

May is Volcano Awareness Month.....Do you know where your volcano is?

Bush moves to counter gas emissions..... Just like your dad at the dinner table

Preacher allegedly uses "spare the rod, spoil the child" line to justify spanking and sodomizing female parishoners........ Wonder what he told them about the second coming

. K. Rowling begging readers not to reveal plot of final Harry Potter book.... This way, nobody will find out Harry dies at the end...OOPS

The U.S. Post Office announces that if you have a large envelope that is square, they will deliver it only if it is also rectangular. If it isn't, it will be impossible to deliver... Everybody got that

CBS to air two primetime specials this month to honor Bob Barker,..... who is apparently still alive

New study shows that French workers are the biggest whiners, while the Irish are the happiest. .......Because Guinness and whiskey beat out wine any day

Now available in Wisconsin: Deep-fried cheese curds, candy bars, Twinkies and testicles. Wait, what?

Kansas City gunmen fire 100 rounds at each other without hitting anyone.... Authorities have compiled a list of suspects which includes the entire Royals roster

If you are going to tie your boyfriend to a chair, sodomise him with a sex toy and threaten to stab him to death, you should come up with a better alibi for the police than "It wasn't me"

Retail chain offers dildo as Mothers Day gift...Okay I'm done