musings of freeasthewind

Sitting in the over stuffed chair Missy had image from the past floating through her mind like a patch work quilt. A little girl taking a nap on her grandparents bed with her head laying on the window sill watching her aunt and uncle bringing home her new born cousin clara. the little girl was three but that was a important day that has floated through her mind many times over the years. A patch floats by with the family around the christmas tree and Clara must of been around two and her mother being dead 18 months already. That was the year that her dad gave Missy and thier other cousin romie thier cinderalla watches from Clara. the watch was still in Missy's jewrlry box only she had no band. There is patch floating around were Missy was little and she was at a hospital looking at a baby in a incubetor and then a woman in a bed with tubes in her. She has never been sure weather that was clara and her mom or it was clara and then later her own mom in the hospital and her own mother was never able to help her figure this memory out. There is a patch showing a little girl standing by a fence and a little boy standing on the other side. She remembers being told years later this little boy would bite her arm when he got the chance she didnt remember this part on the little boy standing on the other side of the fence. Then there is a patch where she is riding in a black car it was some kind of ford and she is standing (yes) standing between a really young grandmother and grandfather don't have a memorie of where they had been going or coming from but a small memorie of store flits around. These patches link up a memorie of sorts for missy to have a big picture she is forming. Missy lays her head back to tired to continue to put anymore patches together.

Skull fossil suggests human ancestors had pea-sized brains...uuhmm the first politician perhaps.

Teen hurt whacking bullets with hammer...ahhh our future God help us all.

Texas man charged in Skittles heist...He would have gotten away but the police just followed the colorful rianbow to his house.

German study proves no sex leads to less sex.......D'uh

Denver plans to have all the homeless people in shelters by the time the Democratic National Convention comes to town....... After that, say officials, they go back on the streets

May is Volcano Awareness Month.....Do you know where your volcano is?

Bush moves to counter gas emissions..... Just like your dad at the dinner table

Preacher allegedly uses "spare the rod, spoil the child" line to justify spanking and sodomizing female parishoners........ Wonder what he told them about the second coming

. K. Rowling begging readers not to reveal plot of final Harry Potter book.... This way, nobody will find out Harry dies at the end...OOPS

The U.S. Post Office announces that if you have a large envelope that is square, they will deliver it only if it is also rectangular. If it isn't, it will be impossible to deliver... Everybody got that

CBS to air two primetime specials this month to honor Bob Barker,..... who is apparently still alive

New study shows that French workers are the biggest whiners, while the Irish are the happiest. .......Because Guinness and whiskey beat out wine any day

Now available in Wisconsin: Deep-fried cheese curds, candy bars, Twinkies and testicles. Wait, what?

Kansas City gunmen fire 100 rounds at each other without hitting anyone.... Authorities have compiled a list of suspects which includes the entire Royals roster

If you are going to tie your boyfriend to a chair, sodomise him with a sex toy and threaten to stab him to death, you should come up with a better alibi for the police than "It wasn't me"

Retail chain offers dildo as Mothers Day gift...Okay I'm done

Work has been going pretty good.Got my deposit for the Townhouse mailed off. And got a paragraph started on The blacksheep not to bad.

> So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died.
> Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and
> nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on this
> mat in our bathroom.
> Well we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3
> years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves
> chapstick. LOVES it. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing
> it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my
> chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put
> it right back in the drawer when he was done.
> Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and try to
> get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are
> fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one
> at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and
> everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the
> amazing job that is motherhood.
> We finally have the older one and and the baby loaded in the car and I am
> looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally round the corner
> to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my chapstick
> very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked right into my eyes and
> said "chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right--their
> little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to
> mind.
> And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was the
> FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.
> And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us that
> no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little creatures, there
> will always be that day when you realize they've been using your chapstick
> on the cat's butt.
>

\ SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.